"The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line. The objection to it is not that it is predominantly painful, but that it is lacking in sense. -H.L Mencken."
"The price we usually pay for survival is our life." -Arthur Feldmann
"Son, coin collecting is a lot like life - it stopped being fun a long time ago." - Homer Simpson